The Ballad of Trannie Chicken

(CHORUS)
Why can't you just be
The rooster we deem?
Oh what will you do, what can you be?
None knows the hen that you are
'Cuz even with eyes, nobody see's

From a dusty little coop
In the sands of the Mohave
Came a chicken with a heart
And a comb you could see
Still this hen she called herself Marie

CHORUS

Her hatching a mystery, comb heavy to bear
This pullet's heart had told her
A rooster wasn't what she'd be
Then from the miracle of the internet
She heard of chicken GID!

CHORUS

This hen had found online
Pure chicken friends to be
Then she got the scoop
And flew the coop to Tucson
For a conference called IFGE

CHORUS

Lori, Tiana, Nichole and Marie
We laughed and we cried
Each for ourselves, and for the three
Forged a friendship to last
We all know now as the chickens-T

CHORUS

The roosters are gone
For these chickens and me
Our true selves as hens
Is all most anyone sees
I'm proud of them all, and they of me
Though flung far and wide
True T-chicken friends we'll always be.

Scoobie doobie

A woman decides she wants larger breasts, so she goes to see her physician, Doctor Paul.

He tells her, "Every morning when you are in the shower, massage your breasts and say "Scoobie, doobie, doobies; I want bigger boobies!"

She doesn't really believe this will work but she religiously follows his advice, and sure enough, in a few months she has a beautiful pair of 'D' cups!

One day, she's late for work and skips her shower to catch the bus. On the bus, she realizes she's missed her morning ritual! Not wanting anything to happen to her lovely chest, standing right there on the bus she says out loud to herself, "Scoobie, doobie, doobies; I want bigger boobies!"

A man sitting close by hears her and asks, "I couldn't help overhearing you, are you perhaps a patient of Dr. Pauls"?

She says, "Why yes I am, how did you know"?

With a knowing wink he replies, "Hickory, dickory, dock...."

Thinking like women

My friend Susan posted a blog on an interesting subject, it would be nice to hear other's views on this. Sorry, the link thingy isn't working for me right now; my internet fairy is still on crack.

http://exkinky.blogspot.com/2009/06/thinking-like-women.html

Time Warp Taco Tuesday (to local friends only)

Hi all!

I wanted to give everyone some advance notice on a schedule change so you can plan accordingly.

Because I will be out of town on Tuesday the 16th, I am holding that Taco Tuesday on Saturday the 13th beginning at 6PM (or immediately following the Pride group board meeting).

A special friend of mine will be here then and we are setting aside that day to meet as many of my friends as possible who care to do so. I'd really like you all to meet her if you can make the time :-D

I will also still be holding a normal taco night on Tuesday the 9th; but I will not be able to attend Starbucks coffee on Thursday the 11th since I'll be driving to Las Vegas to pick up my friend from the airport.

Thanks everyone!

M

Convicted felon harassing me.

A person going by the name Justin Evans, with a MySpace profile name of "None ya business" recently contacted me trying to coerce me into allowing him as my roommate.

He admitted himself to being a convicted felon, and refused to send me contact information so I could run a background check on him. Naturally I said no to the roommate idea at which point he became abusive. Of course he played the "You're a man" card and then had the gall to threaten me with reporting me to LHPD for identity theft.

I recommend you avoid this person and delete any contact he makes with you. His email address is justinevans83@hotmail.com

Yes, I've had a police report filed ;)

KRXQ Sacramento Radio

KRXQ Sacramento Radio Hosts Encourage Violence Against Transgender Children

KRXQ 98.5 Sacramento CA
http://www.krxq.net/
5345 Madison AveSacramento, CA 95841
phone 916-334-7777
fax 916-339-4293
Station Manager jfox@entercom.com

Entercom Broadcasting
http://www.entercom.com/
Entercom Communications Corp.
401 City Ave., Suite 809Bala Cynwyd, PA 19004
Tel: 610-660-5610
Fax: 610-660-5620

This is not a complete list, but you can view their Advertising clients list here:
http://www.krxq.net/pages/293097.php


AM/PM
http://www.arco.com/genericformsdisplay.do?formId=7050100&categoryId=6740&contentId=7022827

Performance Chevy 888-346-3117 http://www.performancechevy.com/contact-form.htm

Jackson Rancheria Casino and Hotel
http://www.jacksoncasino.com/home/contact.aspx

Hooters of California
http://hootersofcalifornia.com/contactus.php

NORCAL Racing
http://norcalrockracing.com/Norcalrockracing/Contact_Us.html

Griffin and Reed Eye Care
http://www.lasikworld.com/contact.html

Procity Mortgage
http://procitymortgage.com/contact.php

Tobacco Republic
http://www.trcigar.com/contactus.html

State Farm Insurance
http://www.statefarm.com/about/contact/contactc.asp

Chipotle Mexican Grill
http://www.chipotle.com/#flash/speak_comment

Albertsons Grocery
https://shop.albertsons.com/eCommerceWeb/GeneralInquires.do?action=viewGeneralComments

Carl's Junior
http://www.carlsjr.com/contact/

Flex Your Power
http://www.fypower.org/about/

Jared Jewelry
http://www.jared.com/lwp/wcm/connect/Jared/Customer+Service/

Nissan USA
http://www.nissanusa.com/apps/contactus

Wells Fargo Bank (snailmail only)
https://www.wellsfargo.com/help/address

Orchard Supply Hardware
http://www.osh.com/Cultures/en-US/CustomerService/ContactUs


Meeks Lumber and Hardware
http://www.osh.com/Cultures/en-US/CustomerService/ContactUs

Sacramento Hyundai
http://www.sacramentohyundai.com/aboutus/contactus.jsp?ptitle=Contact%20Us&menu=About%20Us

Roseville Hyundai
http://rosevillehyundai.com/pages/page.cfm?pageid=43384&pagetype=4&featureid=-1

California Office of Problem Gambling
http://www.adp.ca.gov/OPG/contacts.shtml


Latenight with Jimmy Fallon
http://www.nbc.com/Footer/Contact_Us/

Washington Mutual
https://online.wamu.com/MessageInbox/SendMessage.aspx

Scranton Law Firm
https://online.wamu.com/MessageInbox/SendMessage.aspx

UC Davis Health System
http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/contactus/

Smart and Final
http://www.smartandfinal.com/contact.html

PLEASE CONSIDER SENDING THE FOLLOWING NOTE TO ALL THE ABOVE CORPORATIONS. COPY AND PASTE THE FOLLOWING INTO THE COMMENTS AREA FOR EACH CONTACT. BE SURE TO CHANGE THE INFORMATION TO REFLECT WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO

Advertising dollars from (ENTER SPONSOR OR CORPORATION
NAME) are currently being spent to sponsor a radio
station that espouses child abuse, hate and intolerance
towards transgender people.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michael-rowe/krxq-sacramento-radio-hos_b_210637.html

Please reconsider where your advertising budget dollars
are being directed. I will be reconsidering where my (ENTER WHAT THE CORPORATION SELLS, IE GASOLINE, ENTERTAINMENT, CAR BUYING) dollars are spent.
Thank you

What does it all mean?

OK, sorry if the title misled you into thinking this would be some terribly introspective and world shattering hypothesis of the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

These are the lyrics to the last stanza of "Tradition Of Love", by The Pretenders. I've been looking a while for the translation or meaning behind them; anybody here have a clue?

Shri gouranga
Jaya gouranga
Gour gour gouranga
Nam
Gour gour gouranga
Nam